Methodology

There are two modes here. If I paid for it or got comped access, it's a first-party review — I'll say "I spent the week with the Pro tier." If I'm synthesizing from existing reviews, free-tier testing, and the ToS, I'll say that too.

Every review includes a privacy audit. I read the actual Terms of Service, not the marketing page. If the ToS contradicts the "100% private" banner, you'll hear about it.

Ratings are 1 to 5 🍌. A five-banana product does the thing it claims to do, respects your data, and doesn't feel like it was built in a weekend. A one-banana product exists to separate you from your money.

— Stub. Full methodology doc coming.